"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"
"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
by DeadBeatPenis March 24, 2017
Get the Skinny Redneck mug.A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
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Duncan knew getting ready for church was going to be a pain. The thought of wearing jeans, and the inevitable skinny quincing he would endure.
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Get the Skinny Quincing mug.A social media term referring to fashion and pop culture icon Sam Wabs. Wabs lives in New York City and is a fashion visual merchandising guru for the luxury goods market.
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