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Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
by butterluv December 23, 2021
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Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021
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Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
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Father Wristmas

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.
by Shuaman December 30, 2021
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Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022
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Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money
Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
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Founding Fathers

The ones who did treason against england

The relevant statute is the sedition Act 1661, which states is a criminal offence
our founding fathers of the united states did treason
by JFK. November 15, 2021
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