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Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus
by Plaanz August 25, 2021
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Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.
Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.
by Zipdox October 27, 2024
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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Doctor Pussycat

the cat doctor with huge tits from the adult cartoon PeePooDo
by dumb jsjsj August 18, 2023
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Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.
Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor
by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022
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Doctor Poo Fandom

1. A group of people who make fun of both Doctor Who and it's fan base with such joy.
Laura said happily "Why do grown people dress up in costume for Doctor Who? Like grow up and loose your soul, become boring , and depressed like the rest of us adults." Laura so part of the Doctor Poo Fandom.
by Breaking_Sad November 20, 2015
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