To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
by Steve April 11, 2003
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The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
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The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.
EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!
EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
by Eegah! June 21, 2010
Get the kittens and puppies mug.A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."
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Get the kitted out mug.A practice used in online dating where an accurate image of oneself is not conveyed through pictures. This is done primarily by:
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
I met a girl online when I showed up on our first date she was clearly several years older and 30 lbs heavier than her pictures led me to believe. I knew immediately she was kittenfishing but to avoid an awkward situation I still continued the date that ended up costing $120 and about 10 hours of my life between communicating talking on the phone and the date.
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'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!
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