cracker rigging

The exact opposite of nigger rigging, wherein a cracker tries to repair something and it fails horribly. Usually resulting in his friends of African descent rigging it for him/her. Usually preceeded by the statement," Here, hold my beer."

Going to the auto shop, purchasing the parts to fix your car spending twice as much as it would take to fix it at the dealership and ultimately asking your friend who is a mechanic to fix it half assed in the interim.

"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"

by Zengeif June 10, 2008

cracker jap

A white person obsessed with Japanese culture.

"I'm late for the anime convetion!" yelled the obnoxious cracker jap.

by Kevy April 5, 2004

cracker with cheese

Ryan Novak

Ryan: You guys are such crackers!
Cristen and Diane: Oh yea? Well you're a cracker with cheese!

by Elf February 27, 2004

cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.

Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a

by Chandler July 28, 2004

cracker-giver

(noun)A historically accurate re-naming of a person who gives a gift, only to ask for it back later. Derives from Indian Giver

The US Government has always been a cracker-giver in it's dealings with Native Americans. Cracker-giving is exemplified by the 1832 Treaty of Washington. Within days the promises made in it on behalf of the United States had been broken."

cited from: A People's History of the United States Howard Zinn

by SCHA-LA October 6, 2005

cracker baby

The baby of a white racist used by blacks to laugh at white people who think their superior.

cracker: Hey blacky, how you doin today.
Black guy: Hey cracker, I fucked your wife yesterday and came on your cracker baby's head.

by J'Love June 1, 2009

Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.

Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006