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5/19/13

A date which has begun appearing at random places across the globe. It's current meaning is unclear, but many theories have surfaced. Most popular involve the Illuminati and Apocalypse.
5/19/13

Expect Us...
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April 13

Hey, today's April 13th right? That means its tiktok day
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5/19/13

A strange date which keeps popping up in places all over the world, on things such as banknotes, library books, messageboards and coins. Nobody really knows what it means, although several people have tried to blame various organisations. A small amount of research can prove that no known terrorist organisation or community of any sort has mentioned it, though, so the people behind it remain largely unknown. In countries where they write the date as DD/MM/YY, it is known as 19/5/13 e.g. Nineteenth of May, 2013.

People say it could be the date of the apocalypse, a huge gang crime or robbery, a date where all the major world governments will be overthrown, or a day where mass riots will happen, but since we have no real idea what could happen, I'd suggest preparing for the worst.
5/19/13
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Fart Fact 13

Holding in a fart won’t harm you. You're not going to explode or damage your gut, but sooner or later your body is going to get rid of that gas, so why not consider letting it go when it will have the most effect.
“Mikey got slung out of church!”
“Why?”
“Well, he knew fart fact 13 and was holding one in. The vicar got up to do the sermon and his text was from Proverbs, ‘I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon’ and Mikey let it go!”
“What happened?”
“Half of the people were outraged and half were pissing themselves, and Mikey got slung out.”
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5/19/13

Has been seen on alot of signs/currency stating not what will happen but simply to "expect us" many expect apocalypse.
5/19/13

Expect us...
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13 year old

13 year olds are defined as creatures with raging hormones and lots of zits. they are often called dumb, naive and immature. tbh that's not entirely true not all of us are like that.
eg: "omg, I'd never date a 13 year old."
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Space Station 13

Your objective: Survive on the most dangerous space station-sci fi simulator. What is your biggest enemy there? Xenomorphs? Space Dragons? The AI? Clowns? ADMEMES? No...it is literally every fucking player (autist). Go and do your job, which will last from an hour in a place like virologist (if you do not instantly set loose corrupted blood v.2 and get beaten into a bloody pulp by everyone until they cough out their lungs), to several minutes like security (get beaten up by the clown), scientist (get beaten up by security), clown (get beaten up by everyone) or medbay worker (get your department blown up in 5-10 minutes). Aside these there also are antagonists. They can be lame and undefeatable (like a halfway intelligent scientist making spiders or a botanist planting kudzu in arrivals), to fun for some time and rather challenging (a chad wizard or a nightmare roaming the station) to epic battles destroying half the station but needing every ressource usable (like a xenomorph attack with an epic ripley-queen duel or cargo-revolutionaries against sec and sci). Due to the incompetence, enorm tryharding or complete randomness (e.g. setting the AI back to normal, deleting catpeople out of the list of humanoid beings and starting another great weeb purge) of many players, the gods who created this game invented the function, that the players decide when a station is ready to be left and marooning half the loyal nantotrasen workers on the biohazardous wreck in the process.
"Space Station 13, a marvellous, unique and incredibly shitty game, 10/10 don't play it"

- A literal god
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