Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Horse butt

A hella fine stripper with a ass with so much muscle she could break a pole or a dick

Tierras horse butt made us hella racks tonight!!! It looks like a heart!!!!

by Vala187 December 27, 2020

Cigarette butt

The end of the cigarette that you throw on the ground when you’re done smoking

I was smoking with my friends and I was at the cigarette butt before they were

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

killer butt

/kil'er 'but/ (n.) Your butt is a killer.

We have to kill it. Why? Because it's a KILLER BUTT!

by JaysonP65132 May 23, 2024

Scrod Butt

A person who is very dirty, smelly, or greasy. Possibly an un-holy combination of the 3.

Basically Someone who is a stranger to showers. Basically it seems as if they were born from an asshole rather than a pussy and when they popped out they landed in a large steaming pile of horse shit and never washed it off.

Dude do you smell Sean's stank ass coming? Ugh he's such a fucking scrod butt.

Bro I was fingering this bitch and when I pulled my finger out I thought she was super wet but no dude, it was grease bro, I thought I fingered a tub of Crisco, thats the last time I mess with a scrod butt.

by King_shields August 19, 2018

butt max

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

by anonymous October 3, 2017

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012