Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or fumble

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

stella getting ha groove back

stella getting ha groove back means an old lady with kids that are grown asl but starts back dating a person who isn't the father of ha grown children.

Ouuhhhh.... how has your granny been?
Oh, she's been good but Stella getting ha groove back on tho with Mr.James down the street at the store.

by smartheadkid__leah May 23, 2023

how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024

Get no bitches day

You get absolutely no bitches.

You get no bitches bro. It's your day, get no bitches day

by BravoActual June 20, 2022

Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011

Getting starked

When someone or something complety fucks you over in some way. Named after tony stark who fucked himself over by killing himself. Rip never forget

Christian: dude I’m trying to play blackout but I’m keep getting starked by this annoying as kid
Ayden: hahaha dude get fucking starked

Christian: fuck you dude

by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019