fuck you o' clock

The time of day, typically in restaurants or cafeterias, between food rushes when service is very shitty and there's very little food selection. May also be used to describe times of poor service in other areas.

Tom: Wanna go get something to eat?

Jeff: No man, it's fuck you o' clock.

by Bebhanub September 11, 2010

YTT (You Tube Time)

Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.

Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."

Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"

Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"

Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"

Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"

YTT (You Tube Time)

by slantyshanty October 27, 2010

put the shits up you

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006

you flip my skittles

to either have someone rock your world or have someone to bother you.

"Sierra, you flip my skittles!!!!"

by Andi Salazar September 22, 2005

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

Are you for real? or Are you kidding me?

If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

by Jacob and Dru December 20, 2007

Bitch nigguh you's a frankenstein

Self Explanitory

Joseph : I'm pregnant.

Ryan : Bitch nigguh you's a frankenstein.

Corey : Word.

by chickensgocluck January 12, 2009

You have a purdy mouth

When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW!

Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!

J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?

Z: ..............

J: ......... um i sai-

Z: You have a purdy mouth.

J: ...

Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet?

** J peppersprays Z**

by typomonster November 3, 2010