The chicken wings at this bar blow the doors off everybody elses.
She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.
She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.
by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
Get the Blew the doors offmug. Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."
by ten nine? June 10, 2020
Get the Lunching Offmug. When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023
Get the Teeing-Offmug. by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025
Get the Steam off the loafmug. The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug. by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
Get the knock your cock offmug. 