butt crack bear

an urban white female, with blonde hair, who's butt crack is always showing. Typically named "Leslie" or "Lyndsay"
Wow, look at that "butt crack bear" she knows how to get the mens attention, look, shes a blonde too!
by WiccanWitch420 September 04, 2014
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butt plug brownies

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit
man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro
by big booty badass January 28, 2020
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Butt-snort

Snorting coke up yer butt.
Ahh..shit...i gotta butt-snort this next one...
by Butt-snorters Anonymous May 09, 2021
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Cheesy Butt

A person of extreme silliness who knows they are silly but doesn't want to admit it.
Irene says she wants to own 32 mini cows, she is such a cheesy butt.
by Tom25 August 08, 2019
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BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
by BanterStock December 20, 2017
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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Shit Butt

A person or thing that is extremely shitty or known to be basic. Doesn't necessarily mean that individual is a terrible person; just that they are now marked as a shit butt (ass).

When a cat steps out of the litter box with poop still attached to their fur.
Cady is a shit butt because that's just who she is!

Stella Bella is now a shit butt because I can see poop hanging from her ass.
by Upsilon19 January 31, 2022
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