Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world

I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis

by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021

WHAT IS A PENIS

a penis

"WHAT IS A PENIS"
"penis"

by penis !!!! February 9, 2021

Parkinson's penis

When a penis can't stop vibrating

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"

by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021

Taken to Paris

Fisting a guy with his balls in the same hand.

He was bent over and vulnerable, so he got taken to Paris.

by HardlyYardley May 9, 2021

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

The Smol Penis

"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.

"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition

by EEJIOT May 29, 2021

going to paris

when cracktivities need to leave the gc

“that’s weird... cracktivies are going to paris now”

by ayup ayup June 21, 2021