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A fast one

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Person1: look what Iโ€™ve got in my pocket
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ * Pulls a fast one *
by Alec with a c January 9, 2021
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That One Image

When you are about in your early teenage years, you'll be scrolling through google, looking at whatever the fuck you looked up. Then, after a lot of scrolling, you see it. It, being the one picture that transmits a sexual feeling. You decide to look deeper into the internet, using rule 34 sites and such.

Essentially, it's the one picture that turns you on and makes you want to masturbate for the first time.
Person 1: Hey, you remember when you first started masturbating?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw That One Image and it totally set me off...
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Shit one

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!
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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares ๐Ÿ˜‚

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that assholeโ€™s life
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One time

Cops. Police. Benny Blanco. Pigs. Fuzz. Twelve. Task. Rollers. Knockos/Narcos. Jake. Grass.

I was always told it came from the fact that it only takes one time for the cops to pull you over and f*** your life up with a case; however, popular opinion claims that it comes from the fact that glancing at cops one time can get you blurred.
"In my ash tray is always a roach /
Hit that left lane incase one time approach../" - Brotha Lynch Hung - Refuze 2 Lose
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One Way Elevator

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
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