double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

fat dog

A little chonky hommie who is a good boy/girl

Look at that fat dog! he's so cute!

by cat and dog lover August 28, 2021

Dog

Dog: an animal that on most cases is kept Like an pet. The word can be used on many ways Like:

1.person:Hey Mike i think i saw your dog

2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place

by Sexoffender2. August 30, 2021

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Dog water

Something horrible.

You: Do you like this cup?
Me: No, it's dog water.

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

dog

a god in the form of a cute animal
they are gods thats why they're spelt like god backwards.

my dog is a god

by toe knee stank September 3, 2021