spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3

spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)

by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020

Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020

Rodney Toole

The Man

Rodney Toole is the best contractor in the world he is the man!!

by Master carpenter January 20, 2021

flying toolkit

being fucked like a motherfucker 3 times over

ive got 66 guns im a flying toolkit. see my red rolling gunsafe? thats a flying toolkit. totes.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

Turkish tootsie roll

When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll

Dude last night I gave Montana a Turkish tootsie roll and she puked all over me

by Clem cadiddlehopper January 27, 2021

Saw Tooth

When a older man is orally pleasuring a women, “eating her out” accidentally catches her clit with how saw tooth.

Billy was eating out juicy J, then all of a sudden she yelled call Val Bott and said you caught me with your saw tooth

by Pablosuschabsv January 28, 2021