pulling a joseph

never getting anyone a gift

“ oh he’s pulling a joseph this year for christmas”

by sasha bari November 29, 2025

Pulled a Dani

Lying on the couch for a few minutes and waking up well rested 10 hours later.

I was very tired at work today so I pulled a Dani.

by Mehikun October 21, 2021

pull a lurch

apoligize to one of your brother for getting caught being a snake meanwhile that whole apology was a lie cause i was scared of him comming after me

i cant believe pull a lurch on him at fake ass snake

by boooyaaaa June 5, 2020

Pull a Dazai

It means committing suicide (or more like trying to). It comes from a character in Bungou Stray Dogs named Dazai Osamu, who often tries to commit suicide in different ways but always fails and stays alive.

Person 1: I'm gonna pull a Dazai
Person 2: Please, for the love of god, go to therapy

by EnderNex July 19, 2022

crossfit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is often erroneously promoted by CrossFitters as a "functional movement."

Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.

by Carlos Marron February 28, 2024

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

Pulling a Morgan

The act of abusing someone physically and/or emotionally in the work environment and getting fired because of it.

"Did you hear what happened to Greg?"
"No, what happened??"
"He got fired for pulling a morgan"

by TeamLowerHalf October 11, 2016