you will like me, i am warm!

Avid Merrion used to say it when he wanted to get into the Big Brother house and he still says it today.

"You will like me, i am warm." or "i like her/him, he is warm!"

by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003

tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

let me show you how to scratch it

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by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

by Vikky badass April 10, 2016

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Aaron.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

A request made to not be viewed in a negative way because of one's looks or appearance.

"I hate you!" said Dave.
"It's probably because I'm beautiful. So please, dont hate me cuz im beautiful." responded Ryan.

by Rocknroll85 August 23, 2011