When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.
It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.
by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017
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Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
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Get the Allergies Blueballs mug.When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.
*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!
Adult guardian: time to go!
*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
Adult guardian: time to go!
*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
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