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Emotional blueballs

When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.
It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.
by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017
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Pebbledash Blues

The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.
Is Richard coming out tonight?

Nah, he's sulking at home with a case of the Pebbledash Blues.
by McBuffet October 7, 2017
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Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.
Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017
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open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus
I just gave chad's son an open blueberry
by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018
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Pushy blues

Man, I’ve got a dump on deck. I’ve got the pushy blues!
by Jmaktheknife June 6, 2018
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Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.
by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018
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Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.
*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs
by EmoHo July 22, 2018
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