Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”
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Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
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The men who fell victim to this ordeal are haunted by these chilling words "Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging", at this point the unknown offender sodomizes the victim.
The men who fell victim to this ordeal are haunted by these chilling words "Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging", at this point the unknown offender sodomizes the victim.
"Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging"
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