Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.

Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.

by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010

Butt

Look out cover

Mike, butt for us while we pass around the blow -- cough if you see a guard.

by bobbydellwood July 15, 2019

Butt puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it rolls upward and goes thru the vagina lips and then comes out the top of the vagina: referred to as the sister to the queef.
Also known as turd puffle

Girl, I don't know if he'll call back, I butt puffled and he about choked

by Sterling girl July 5, 2025

butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

squeezed butt

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.

Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”

by Domophobic November 4, 2017