Babies

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents

Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*

by -What in the May 26, 2024

baby scrub

slang for manchild

God, angel is such a baby scrub

by Dick_butt December 17, 2016

baby

a baby is that one place or creature that males and females used to get a long

that baby either came from a woman or an egg

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

baby slap

A sexual term defining an instance where one ejaculates into their own hand, and bitch slaps their partner with said hand.

ex. “That girl was kinky. I was about to nut and she asked me to baby slap her.”

by omgwtfisthiseven February 21, 2019

ratchet baby

A baby that is very well indeed, ratchet.

Omg she was such a ratchet baby, she kept on trying to act like she was ghetto.

by Sexyasamotherfucker547 April 20, 2018

baby rich

baby rich is underated asf and a walking W for being nice 2 adin ross

(person 1)YOOOOOOO THAT SHIT IS FIRE WHO IT MADE BY?
(person 2) baby rich

by fletchergod18 June 6, 2021

skibidi sigma baby gronk livvy dunne rizzler gyatt

skibidi sigma baby gronk livvy dunne rizzler gyatt is a term used to tell a bald cunt (in the uk) to fuck off and suck his mum in a polite manner.

'OI YOU GO skibidi sigma baby gronk livvy dunne rizzler gyatt 👉✊'

by schmucklover June 29, 2024