butt cranker

Somebody who cranks butt

Marcus: I heard from John at the store that Chance is a butt cranker!

by check4567 July 12, 2024

Polar Butt

When you sit on a metal piece of furniture , and your gluteus maximus get's cold.

"BRRR, I think I just got Polar Butt."
"Don't sit on that! You'll get Polar Butt!"

by The Real Z A N D December 9, 2019

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

Dumb Butt

Anyone named Nate, Nathan, Thomas, or Tom. Specifically: Nathan Thomas

“Man, Nate has been SUCH a dumb butt lately.”

by CookingOil November 22, 2021

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

Butt Goo

When your butt has goo coming out of it. Very common

Wade has butt goo

by Taterb June 5, 2018