LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

by Eggsbenedicted May 10, 2016

eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter April 07, 2014

egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)

"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"

by Chod Borrance May 16, 2015

salt the eggs

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 08, 2017

wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 09, 2014