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Hybrid of the words video and widow; a person (usually a woman) whose spouse or significant other spends most of their time playing video games, so much so that the person feels like a widow. Wideo can be used alone or in conjunction with the game or gaming system being used (or in this case abused).
"Toni is a Worlds of Warcraft Wideo--her husband spends more time on the computer than on her!"

"All the Wii Wideos in my family threatened to take our Nunchucks and beat us with them if we didn't stop playing so much!"
Wideo by Eric T. James January 9, 2009
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Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.
- "Aw man! I cant believe those widgets killed me!"
- "That widget just took over that guy!"
Widget by Drinkwata January 14, 2008

Widget Game 

This is a game that can only be played by individuals who consume Guinness (or similar pub draughts, such as Murphy's) from a can. Only those who are aware of what the "widget" inside the can is are able to take part in the Widget game.

After the consumption of a pint, pick an opponent to take part in the Widget game. Remove the widget from the can, and have your opponent stand about 20 feet from you with their back turned. the goal is to throw the widget as hard as you can at the person's back. Two throws are permitted. If done correctly, a round, circular mark will begin to appear on their back where the widget hit.

This game is not for a weak individual who cannot withstand a sharp pain.

If you hit your opponent's back with the widget, you score a point. Your opponent then gets two throws at you, and if they hit you, the game continues. The game can continue as long as desired by participants.

Honor, Valor, and Prestige are awarded to the winner.
Instigator: Widget Game?
Opponent: Sure. What's the widget game?
Instigator: The rules are simple. I will explain as we go.
Widget Game by dcooper5 April 18, 2010
A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.
That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!
Widget by rex12 May 14, 2011

Chicken Widget Winga Dinga 

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items made of chicken meat used in daily life. And also for a light beverage containing chicken broth.
Person 1: Can you pass me the Chicken Widget Winga Dinga?

Person 2: I will happily pass you a lightly roasted chicken wing I’ve just prepared.
When 2 people are sleeping next to each other on their backs, shoulder to shoulder, as opposed to spooning
Me and KC fit on a twin air mattress and there was no spooning involved .. We were wideways!
Wideways by Pooja232 May 22, 2008
In which a lurker inserts himself into a group by forcefully squeezing between two people and then not contrubuting to the conversation.
Jake: Hows it going man?
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard
wedge by SPX Represent December 19, 2010