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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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Whack your Weed

I'm gonna whack your weed.
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
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weed whacking

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.
by curtis450 February 21, 2023
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Whack fuck

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game
Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.
by anonymous April 17, 2025
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