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Dick Weasel 

Someone who weasels around for the dick.
God jared your such a dick weasel
Dick Weasel by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

evil weasel 

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry
-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel
evil weasel by gus man November 9, 2022

Snot Weasel 

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
Snot Weasel by DariaTX December 22, 2022

fung weasel 

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business
Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

Greasy weasel 

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Greasy weasel by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Greasy weasel 

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Greasy weasel by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023