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WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.
Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha
by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020
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Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.
I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.
by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022
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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018
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Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.
Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018
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Weasel squad

a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches
Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad
by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
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