Skip to main content

wakeup_eli

dumbass eren pfp who always misses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
bro wakeup_eli is so sped
by tokitokifart March 15, 2024
mugGet the wakeup_eli mug.

Wakelin

Wakelin is the most sweetest person you'll ever come across. He seems cold on the outside and very reserved but in truth, he has the most funniest and loving personality. He has cute freckles that cover his face and his long eyelashes make his eyes look beautiful. Wakelin is pretty short and acts like a hoodrat but in reality he is goofy and shy. It might take a while for him to warm up to you but if he really likes you it'll be easy to feel comfortable around him anywhere. Make sure to not lose him, you'll regret it. Take things slower and don't cut him off.
thankyou for the flowers Wakelin.
by idiotmwhahaha March 21, 2024
mugGet the Wakelin mug.

Wakewasher

A bossy twit who thinks their military status makes them the leader and makes their orders the most important. Usually from the navy or some other branch of military.
"A little wakewasher like you doesn't tell me what to do."
- Hercules (Tugs. Episode 5: Munitions)
by Lazthedictionist December 20, 2024
mugGet the Wakewasher mug.

Wakey Wakey

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+
"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"
by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025
mugGet the Wakey Wakey mug.

Wakepee

The event when you attempt to sleep in but your bladder wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep but you canโ€™t.
Bro I hate wakepee

I just woke up and wakepee
by Iceskaterqueen87! March 8, 2025
mugGet the Wakepee mug.

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.
Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.
by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025
mugGet the wakeybakey mug.

Wakey Leaks

A college football scandal involving the Wake Forest Demon Deacons playbook being stolen and given to their opponents by one of their assistant coaches, Tommy Elrod.
Wakey Leaks was the scandal that should have rocked the college football world.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
mugGet the Wakey Leaks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email