Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
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this bitch simps for a guy with ginger pubes and weird bungee jump dogs??!!
they also love simping for an h2o band and is bffs with liv and other people 💅
they also love crying over 2D characters who doesn’t know she exists!!1
this bitch simps for a guy with ginger pubes and weird bungee jump dogs??!!
they also love simping for an h2o band and is bffs with liv and other people 💅
they also love crying over 2D characters who doesn’t know she exists!!1
“have you heard of this account called ‘walking.waste.of.bandages’?”
“ugh yes. i heard they love blocking liv and spams her story with anime shit!!”
“ugh yes. i heard they love blocking liv and spams her story with anime shit!!”
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When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
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Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.
Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.
Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!
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Get the Walking L mug.The act of whacking ones tambourine simply translates to “crazy person”. It merely describes someone who is talking or acting in a strange, peculiar or fucking mental fashion.
Mate! You are whacking your tambourine.
I think Dave’s high. He’s whacking his tambourine.
Don’t get Karen started on conspiracy theories. She’s whacking her tambourine.
I think Dave’s high. He’s whacking his tambourine.
Don’t get Karen started on conspiracy theories. She’s whacking her tambourine.
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