Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

by hoodie_ninja August 2, 2011

Unicorn

A unicorn is an individual that has all of the ideals and qualities that you are looking for in another human. Like the mystical horned creature, you may never see one of these in person, only in dreams.

I met this guy I thought was a unicorn but turns out he is ___ (insert appropriate word).

by Native_Enimga December 7, 2009

Unicorn

Unicorns are kept In hair dye factories to make exotic colors such as vivid or non purples, blues, and pinks. The hair dye is used from the unicorns blood... if you have ever wandered why you never see unicorns or people think they don't exist, there is only one possible reason the hair dye companies keep them held hostage in their factories to make unlimited supplies of hair dye.

Unicorns are magical creatures that nobody believed existed until now.😊 thanks to me.

by AshleNicole August 7, 2016

The Unicorn

Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.

"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009

unicornism

a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.

Religious Views: unicornism.

I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....

story of my life.

by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Unicorn

A girl who is so beautiful that she attains mythical status and is impossibly far out of anyone's league.

Man, Nicole is so perfect... I wish she were my girlfriend. But alas, she is a unicorn.

by Three Thirty Three September 24, 2010