mythical unicorn

A hot WHITE chick who loves and has knowledge of Hip Hop. Not just top 40 Hip Hop but even the Hood and Ratchet shit for example like Meek Mill and Migos.
After his WHITE girlfriend took him to shop for organic kale at Whole Foods after a Dave Matthews concert (she chose Dave over a YG concert), he realized she was not a mythical unicorn.
by NYCtoChi March 11, 2015
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fist unicorn

Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.
After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.
by unicornsoffury April 06, 2014
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unicorn doodle

Dog groomers use this term to describe a poodle crossbreed with a fancy name such as a goldendoodle or labradoodle that is being brushed properly by the dog owner.

It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.

Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
OMG! I got an unicorn doodle today! The owner is not going to get mad at me for shaving the dog because there is no need to!
by Groomer12345 January 01, 2020
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Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn
"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"
by boggoblin November 23, 2014
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Unicorn Slap

When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect
Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt
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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 06, 2015
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Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.
We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020
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