Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".

"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."

by defgtyu September 12, 2008

Uncle Tom

1. An someones uncle who's name is Tom, Thomas or Tommy
2. Racist derogatory term for an African American conservative/republican

1. I took the boat out to my Uncle Toms lakeside cabin last weekend.
2. Some blue haired freak called me an Uncle Tom because I voted for Ron Desantis last month

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 November 27, 2022

Uncle Jack

A term used by Jews to insult fellow Jews who happen to be members of the Republican Party, or simply have more conservative views.

The Republican Jewish Coaltion are a bunch of Uncle Jacks!

by Theo L. January 3, 2006

Uncle Charlie

to give/recieve a hand-job over pants/garments. Usually common in heavily populated areas, restaurants, cabs, movies ect.

John: Yo mang! You hook-up with that girl last night?

Arnold: Well the bar was packed so she gave me a quick uncle charlie under the table

by Gus. E April 22, 2009

uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 12, 2016

Uncle Scarred

When you try to play 36-holes on the golf course but pass out drunk on hole 15.

Greg was playing golf with his friends until he got Uncle Scarred and had to go to bed.

by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 9, 2020

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017