twathing

To emit an unpleasant odor.

Guy1: "Dude did some one just fart?"
Guy2: "No Lisbeth is just super nervous for her test she's twathing man."

by stanmaman April 29, 2014

toothblocked

when you go in for the kiss and knock against teeth instead.

I went in with tongue and I got toothblocked!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.

John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"

by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016

Toothpaste Remedy

The best thing to put on a bee sting

He used the Toothpaste remedy.

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017

Twathandle

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

Thothopper

A person who goes from person to person of the opposite or same sex and acts unholy

Jaydonte is acting like a thothopper in the club.

by Board June 16, 2018

toothman

1) a dentist
2) someone who isn't tongue in cheek about anything, and if you are, will bite your head off with their oh so useful teeth(by talking hopefully)

3) someone who was bullied in high school for having the name toothman
4) a very temperamental person who is also very articulate about just how much they hate you

I was so scared of that toothman, even though I bullied him in high school and he ended up being a dentist, he totally roasted me, man!

by Somecrazytoothguy May 16, 2018