Twilight

When you watch the movie New Moon with six other guys when you can watch another movie instead.

Oh man I could have watched 2012, but instead I pulled a Twilight.

by royaboat January 29, 2010

twilight sexual

when a person is attracted by ANYTHING twilight

i am a twilight sexual.

by KIRA BERMUDEZ March 25, 2010

Twilight

A wet dream that went on to plague an entire generation.

Twilight is an insult to literature.

by absinthe A April 17, 2010

Twilight

A despicibal peice of shit written by a giant 13 year old tart with no originality, nor creativity. Search your family members/friends home carefully for such a book, if seen dispose of immediatly while wearing goggles, gloves, and a painters suit. If you come in contact with the item itself, developement towards becoming a 13 year old fan girl shall commence. If contact occurs head to your local government agency immediatly for assistance.

Twilight: Just say no. Fuck you works in addition. But why? Just pray your never in this situation:

Stupid tart: Mom! Can i buy some glitter!! I want to be just like edward when hes in the sun, showing the world his hawt marble body!<33334333three33!!!

Despicible parent: Darling, Edward doesn't buy glitter from the store, it come's naturally from the pussy vampire bloodline.

Passerby: Ma'am, can I recommend a surgeon to take a look at your daughters head?

Despicible parent: ..... OH MY GAAAAWD, ARE YOU EDWARD?!?!?!?!!1?!

by Despicible peice of shit June 10, 2010

Twilight

The first in a series of books by Stephenie Meyer,it has quite a mixed reaction with millions of teenage girls seemingly obsessed with Bella's love interest Edward Cullen and millions of older more mature people thinking the book is a pile of crap. I'm one of those teenagers who loved the story between Bella and Edward and is it really that bad to hope their is a boy out there who could treat us like that? take the stick out of your ass, no one forced you to read the book!

'twilights amazing'
'no its crap and false'
'oh shut up its my opinion shitprick!'

by victoriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa09 January 5, 2009

Twilight

A stupid series of books that never should have existed. Vampires SPARKLE! Werewolves are EMO! Do I need to say more?

Fan: Twilight is soooo awesome!
Normal person: Someone give me a f*cking gun.

by IT'S_OVER_9000 December 5, 2011

Twilight Sparkle and Mordecai

The greatest ship of all time

*Twilight Sparkle and Mordecai sitting under the night sky*
Twilight sparkle: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Mordecai: I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

by ella..tomlinson August 4, 2021