The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.
by LiqourBonger September 11, 2008
The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 27, 2003
To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.
I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!
by Surakusa April 22, 2008
Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.
Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.
by mr.bigglesworth010 April 04, 2011
I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight
by btm321 November 30, 2010
A serial showing of all the Captain America films, typically including only the feature-length Marvel productions, but at times augmented with the shorter, animated pictures such as Captain America vs the Mutant (1964) and / or the live-action 1979 Rod Holcomb masterwork.
Hey guys, it’s July 4th! Wanna grab some brews and have a Captain Amerithon at my place after the fireworks?
by CDillon July 04, 2018
The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021