An entree, typically served at lower budget wedding receptions and/or catered functions, consisting composite chicken masquerading as chicken breast and typically smothered in gravy or some kind of sauce to hide the fact that it is both bone dry and disgusting.
Friend 1 "How was Megan's wedding reception?"
Friend 2 "The band was nice but the wedding chicken they served was so terrible we all went to Outback Steakhouse afterwards to get the taste out of our mouths!"
Friend 2 "The band was nice but the wedding chicken they served was so terrible we all went to Outback Steakhouse afterwards to get the taste out of our mouths!"
by DDJudge May 18, 2011

Jerk Cooking
jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling with Pimento wood: jerk chicken.
Jerk Chicken, originating from Jamaica, is a spicy dish that includes some or all of these ingredients: Allspice, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Scallions and fresh Thyme.
Authentic Jerk Chicken utilizes Jamaican Allspice as the defining element of jerk Cooking.
The entire Allspice tree, which Jamaicans call pimento wood, is used: the crushed berries are rubbed into the skin; the pimento wood burns hot and slow; the green leaves and dried wood are tossed on the fire, releasing a sweet smoke that flavors the meat with a warm, woody pepperiness.
The particular genius of jerk — the play of sweet and smoke, green and wood, spicy and herbal — is credited to the Jamaican Maroons; Africans who taught the local Taino their method of smoking food in pits dug into the earth. The Maroons were brought to Jamaica as slaves, but began escaping in the 1650s, and fought British and Spanish dominion over the island. (The words jerk and jerky come from charqui, the Spanish version of the Quechua word charki, meaning dried meat.)
jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling with Pimento wood: jerk chicken.
Jerk Chicken, originating from Jamaica, is a spicy dish that includes some or all of these ingredients: Allspice, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Scallions and fresh Thyme.
Authentic Jerk Chicken utilizes Jamaican Allspice as the defining element of jerk Cooking.
The entire Allspice tree, which Jamaicans call pimento wood, is used: the crushed berries are rubbed into the skin; the pimento wood burns hot and slow; the green leaves and dried wood are tossed on the fire, releasing a sweet smoke that flavors the meat with a warm, woody pepperiness.
The particular genius of jerk — the play of sweet and smoke, green and wood, spicy and herbal — is credited to the Jamaican Maroons; Africans who taught the local Taino their method of smoking food in pits dug into the earth. The Maroons were brought to Jamaica as slaves, but began escaping in the 1650s, and fought British and Spanish dominion over the island. (The words jerk and jerky come from charqui, the Spanish version of the Quechua word charki, meaning dried meat.)
Jerk chicken gets its flavor from pimento wood. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world
by Jerk Master September 21, 2011

example of chicken food:
this turkey taste like chicken.
these chicken fries taste like chicken.
this chicken taste like chicken.
this turkey taste like chicken.
these chicken fries taste like chicken.
this chicken taste like chicken.
by MrBates July 22, 2010

basically, a chicken with a slong , it may be impossiable but its funny and catchy to say .
A chicken with a huge penis
Used as an insult
A chicken with a huge penis
Used as an insult
by Cupofteawithwings June 16, 2010

Dude 1: Did you see last night's episode of Robot Chicken?
Dude 2: Oh my God, yes! George W. Bush sure does like tacos.
Dude 1: And the Bloopers guy is still obsessed with suicide.
Dude 2: Oh my God, yes! George W. Bush sure does like tacos.
Dude 1: And the Bloopers guy is still obsessed with suicide.
by Mrs Piggy March 22, 2010

by Phantom March 26, 2005

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003
