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Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.
by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015
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tit suckler

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015
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torp Tits

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.
by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019
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Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
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Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
by Townsman July 28, 2016
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money tits

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”
by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019
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Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.
That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.
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