Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).

Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?

by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009

box of cow tongues

First referanced by Dane Cook, it is the term for a vagina that is very nasty looking, or has been beat up by another man recently. It is an ultimate erection killer.

I just looked like a box of Cow Tongues down there!

by Engage November 17, 2006

Black tongue slu

A girl who chain smokes, gives head and then refuses to brush her teeth.

I saw Kayley leave Jeremy's room and chain smoke a carton of Camels. She's such a black tongue slu.

by AnonymousTruthBeTold March 2, 2010

Indian Tongue Rash

Covering your tongue in gum so that the tongues do not touch.
(A relative of the Dutch Rutter)

Uh-oh i think i'm gay, i kissed Rohit last night.

Was your tongue covered with gum?

Ya, why?

Oh your not gay, you just gave him an Indian Tongue Rash

Oh thank god

by Rory Rohit Manchow March 24, 2009

bite your tongue

what you say to someone who says something that you disapprove of

Sammy: "say Sally, isn't your 40th birthday just around the corner?"

Sally: (with icy look in her eyes) ".....bite your tongue old man!"

by polo January 25, 2006

Gene Simmon's Tongue

Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.

I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!

by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009

blue tongue craving

the craving of having a blue tongue, fulfil your craving by drinking blue raspberry slushees or eating blue raspberry jolly ranchers

she has a blue tongue craving. let’s go to sonic and get a blue raspberry slushee!

by ameliaig February 26, 2021