Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

Finger steaming

Finger steaming.

The act of providing yourself or a fellow homosapiens with sexual pleasure using fingers via, a pleasurable hole. So much so that due to the heat and moisture, steam is produced.

Do you remember the time I picked up that girl in Italy, and I ended up Finger steaming her?

Yeah, me neither.

by LemonFinger February 23, 2022

Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.

man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

by meatlord March 29, 2022

Steam

Steam is a downloadable gaming software for PC/Mac created by Gabe Newell. Steam offers a vast array of video games, all of which are digital downloads with no disc/hardware required. In the Steam store are an array of different games in every genre, as well as hundreds to thousands of free computer games, many of which are MMO.... There are over 30,000 games available! Steam grown increasingly popular in the past decade to its many features and convenience. Steam is an online operation and allows gamers around the world to connect, play together, and share content.

Hey man, what's your STEAM username? I'll add you so we can play CS together!

by Frat lord jim April 14, 2019

steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing

Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice

by cyph3r_cunt May 15, 2018

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023