Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

Side step

When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears

You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of

by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019

east side

We put a line on our maps to define east and west, but in reality everyone can be the east side to your location or the west... But i guess we usually mean by east as the 'primitive' side or undeveloped... so you find impulsive a priori norms, rather than sophisticated decisions.

"I am warning you, don't mess with my east side or you will get it all wrong!!!!"

by Jesyca May 29, 2016

Side Switcher

(1) People in games who switches sides with the other side, for example, when a friend is playing Team A but he swapped sides and now he is in Team B
(2) Italy in both world wars

(1)
Me: *switches side to enemy team*
Friend: "What a side switcher!"
(2)
Historians:
"In WW1, Italy switched sides to the Entente"
"In WW2, Italy also switched sides, this time its to the Allies"
Me: "Damn Italy is a side switcher"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 26, 2020

Side streamer

A side streamer is a person who takes a hit from someone who just took a hit.

Hey Johnny, want first hit off this blunt? No, I'm a side streamer. I'd prefer you give me your hit.

by Fighting Daisy August 29, 2016

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Side Typing

A form of typing in which the person types the letter to the right or left of the actual letter they want. For example 'I' becomes 'O', and 'G' becomes 'H'.

Try to figure out what im side typing.

jr;;p ,u ms,r od kpm.

Translates to:
(Hello my name is jon)

by Jonsooo August 13, 2008