bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.

friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting

by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020

post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.

Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.

by jscult June 2, 2018

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.

When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.

by susiepostedup December 26, 2010

post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.

I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!

by big thumper March 3, 2011

post-racial

Commonly confused to mean "a society one generation removed from an era of prevalent racism", it is in fact a reference to the newly developed ability of racists to "post" their perennial screeds on the Internet through the use of blogs and message boards.

It is no surprise that since the election, nut jobs have come out of the wood work on to their computers to post-racial rants against Obama.

by OhcaptainMycaptain November 22, 2009

Post it up

Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.

The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."

Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.

Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.

by Jeffrey Giraffe December 26, 2008