Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.
by alphahooker November 23, 2004
Get the burning manmug. by John Sextant October 11, 2021
Get the Burn wankmug. by Slutty-slut94 August 2, 2019
Get the dry burnmug. The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.
by ridesoft June 16, 2011
Get the pith burnmug. little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012
Get the muff burnmug. Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10
by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022
Get the Johnny burnsmug. Slowly smoke a large marijuana cigarette. You might smoke a joint-- that can be done quickly. A fatty takes a long time to smoke.
by OldDan-still livin' the 60s October 10, 2015
Get the burn a fattymug.