Blind Idiot Art

A term used to describe the art/streetArt, poetry, music and spiritual/occult practices of a group called the O.O.K, or the Order Ov Kish. Blind Idiot Art is a budding movement that is largely still unknown even to the underground scene.

There are no criteria by which something can be labeled as the Blind Idiot Art, although some say that anything that promotes freedom from cliches and identifications IS, in fact, B.I.A.

-Check this out! This painting must be what all the hype is about
-Yep, that's blind idiot art, straight from the O.O.K.

by idkjustin55 August 25, 2010

God's Blind Spot

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.

Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.

by The Holmes September 7, 2005

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

black pudding blinds

the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins

shes got crackin black pudding blinds

by nessydoo August 14, 2009

Blind man's bluff

A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).

Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"

I blind man's bluffed her good and proper, yes siree.

by pale fire October 16, 2008

dirty blind fold

When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold

While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold.

by Ball Sack July 1, 2006

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004