bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.

John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"

by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011

Vag-cano

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.

That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.

by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking

Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag

by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025

Vag

A higher, more respectful, and more dominant way of addressing a more mature and superior woman of larger power by replacing the title “Miss”, in front of her name, with the slang word for female genitalia, recognizing it’s strength and importance to society!

Hey Vag.Jones, can you pass the butter?
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!

by Magic-hero95 August 5, 2024

Vis Vag

Like camel toe, but with a better view. Usuallu due to flying commando or wearing thin, tight, light colored pants.

"Did you see that camel toe?" "Hell, I could see the fur. That was some Vis Vag."
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by Uniquehorn June 27, 2014

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Khamzat Vag

A vagina with one lip tighter than the other, resembling scar tissue from multiple cleft pallet surgeries.

Becky whistled when she ran as result of her khamzat vag.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025