Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it

I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich

by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

sex by surprise

A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.

When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.

by marybethjones December 8, 2010

Superman Surprise

The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.

I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.

by JamesBondage October 30, 2010

Iceland Surprise

The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.

Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.

Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!

Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.

by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010