Shrek

Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...

Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*

by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021

Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

Shrek's Swamp

You should not have come into this corner of the internet shrek's swamp is sacred and you shall never pass or he will ogre power you

I heard some people got super shrekt in Shrek's Swamp

by Bennyt0719 September 10, 2018

Shrek

A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.

The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness

Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green

Me:No,your shrek

by Thehexx560 November 26, 2021

shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive

person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy

by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020

shrek

see god

shrek is love, shrek is life

by uwushrek January 21, 2019

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019