brown racing stripes

Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack

That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.

by Clay Monette October 6, 2003

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

Autobahn Drag Race

When two people race to lick a man from the bottom of his ballsack to the top of his ass crack.

Katie and Hector were neck and neck for most of that Autobahn Drag Race.

by TheHoagie July 2, 2016

Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

brown round racing

Brown round racing is played with a friend or two. The players playing the game shove diecast cars up their butt then see who can forcefully shoot them out of their butts. The player who either shoots his diecast car out the farthest or fastest is the winner.

Hey Tommy i just bought some diecast cars want to get the guys over for some brown round racing

by Darkridder November 9, 2017

Mainframe Master Race

A hypothetical step above PC master race. To have and run instead of a personal computer but a whole mainframe for say a company, school system, lab, university, clandestine group, pony fan art site etc.. Can be used as a complement for computer admins. Or a pejorative to make fun of the nature of PC elitists trying to build bigger computers.

Console peasant: what's your favorite game?
Ancient System administrator neck beard: Star trek.
Console peasant: Is that for ps3.

Ancient System administrator neck beard: No young one, it was on a SDS Sigma 7, in days of Glorious Mainframe Master Race Gaming. You even played it with print outs.......

by OldBear caslte June 2, 2016

Mixed Inheritance Race

White with all the privilege of Black

There is a new human value based colour classification crisis. Many declaring they are not 'white privileged'. Should they identify as Grey and of Mixed Inheritance Race?

by TBCoU October 10, 2021