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Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.
Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!
by Kyle March 22, 2005
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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 9, 2004
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Dominic's Law

There are no women on the internet.
Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a police officer.
"Hey man i just met this great chick on the internet." "dude don't you watch TV she's probably a guy!" -Dominic's Law
by rigosantana3 January 23, 2009
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Lloyd's Law

Most commonly used in reference to the game of Mario Kart.

Lloyd's Law describes the inevitability that a player who is too good for their opponents will succumb to frequent, untimely 'Blue Shells'. The accuracy of this law is such that lesser players often rely on it to win games.

This is often confused with the lesser-known "Hogg's Law", which describes the demise of a player who excessively over-exaggerates their skill level before a race.
Looks like I'm gonna have to rely on Lloyd's Law again, this guy's miles ahead!! I wish I wasn't so rubbish!
by Yoshi86 September 2, 2010
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Laws of Weed

The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.
by eL racK December 6, 2007
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AWF's Law

You can only "ironically" joke about something so many times before it stops being funny or ironic.
Person A: lol, women should go back to the kitchen lmao jk XD

Person B: You keep making that joke, so you must really believe and mean it...

Person A: What? No. How do you figure?

Person B: AWF's Law
by sdjkfhasue October 19, 2021
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Bob's Law

Bob's Law states that smoke detector batteries will only run out and start beeping in the middle of the night. Coined by Bob Dodge on a sleepless night of August 1, 2008.
My smoke detector started beeping at 3am last night. It's Bob's Law.
by BobTheBruin September 28, 2008
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