involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
by smackarooskii October 10, 2025
Get the The Mega Knightmug. It’s Someone who can’t get any girls
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
by Sgetti November 21, 2020
Get the Black Knightmug. Hetero, mostly white privilege people, who think they have to fight for LGBT community where it is completely unnecessary. Especially in situations where even the LGBT community doesn't care.
*Brand comes up with an ad with a hetero family and a lesbian family*
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"
by KetoZone December 5, 2021
Get the Rainbow knightmug. A person who is very avant gaurd. A trend setter. Someone who dresses differently than the rest. When making fun of fashion and trending, they can be compared to homeless people.
by Dr_professor_zoey October 31, 2013
Get the avant knightmug. by goobais abadsong May 19, 2020
Get the Jackson Knightmug. by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Ethan Knight Tinglemug. A nickname for Lynwood CA 90262 that came from the Lynwood High School Mascot called "The Knight" back in the early 70s to present day.
Bob said, "Why is Lynwood CA called Knight City ? Is it because of Suge Knight?" No the mascot of the High School was.called "The Knight."
by anonymous March 13, 2024
Get the KNIGHT CITYmug.