Fractal Fail

A fail that causes a fail that causes a fail. A fail within a fail within a fail. In short, a self-similar, self replicating and non-terminating fail.

John and Bob walk out of geometry class.
John (to Bob): ...and it was like FAIL!
random person: (accidentally bumps into John) I'm sorry!
Bob: O.o
John: I...wasnt saying that to you...
random person: ....wait, what?
bob: fail
John: lol, I didnt even notice they bumped into me!
bob: and you said fail at the same time xD
John: and they thought I said fail to them
bob: yeah, and it was like...FAIL
john: lol, yeah, a fail within a fail!
(random person walks off)
Bob: yeah, but Im pretty sure that they didnt hear you say fail...
John: really? another fail...
Bob: fail...
(and so on...)
Another geometry student: it's a fractal fail!

by todellisus April 12, 2011

supersonic fail

impossible as it may sound it is a fail worse than epic fail, this kind of fail is like blowing up a building by accident, or shooting the president cos you thought he looked like the person you were supposed to shoot, or punching an 80 year old to death cos you thought he said somthing about your mum etc the list goes on

person1: did you here that news about the man that blew up his own house by accident
person2: ye he's a supersonic fail

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

Doomed to fail

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.

Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

epic fail

a fail so big, it's almost a win.

"dude that was such an epic fail you deserve an award"

by heylol September 21, 2011

Epic Fail

An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.

boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU!!

by water_pong_is_for_fags April 27, 2009

fail cunt

Someone who generally fails at life for example, smoke weed all day or plays xbox all day without a job.

daniel - hey scott what have you been doing since you left school?

Scott - urgh what do you think? just been playing xbox 24/7

daniel - you're such a fail cunt

by maddog219 March 25, 2009

Epic Fail

A an attemp at something that fails so badly that its epic

THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL!

by Skleeels December 31, 2008