Photoshop Eyes

when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle

*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good

Dude i was so wasted last night i had on my photoshop eyes and woke up looking at this drain turtle

by Zaamie July 07, 2011

prison eyes

the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.

See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes

she doesn't look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

by joshua edison December 30, 2010

eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.

Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.

by privatejoker85 January 06, 2010

Eye prostitute

Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.

Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.

by DrEmerick January 28, 2017

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

watercolor eyes

Beautiful eyes that are shiny like water color paints.

Friend 1: “Omg girl his eyes are so dreamy!”
Friend 2: “Yeah! He has watercolor eyes!”

by lovergirl36 July 02, 2023

eye macking

to look at a girl/guy so intensely that you both began an intense imaginary mack down session.

dirk and casey were staring at each other and smiling, i could tell they were eye macking.

by casey818 March 30, 2009