Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.
by A_Pacifist October 12, 2017
Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "
by DOBBIEEEEE April 28, 2024
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:
As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)
*DONE*
As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)
*DONE*
by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010
Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.
Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.
by Generic Villain October 23, 2023
by Mavrick1200 August 30, 2011
To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.
by Cabbagemaster69 August 12, 2017
(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care August 18, 2021